The author of this poem entered a contest given only the accompanying picture, “Rosetta Stone” by Emily Rankin.

Fantastic.

I’ve always liked Weird Al Yankovich (hear me out…), but I first realized his true genius when I heard the song Bob.

Go familiarize yourself with it. Pure brilliance.

This poem is not exactly like that, but it does have its similarities.

And for the same reasons do I love it.